THIS BLOG IS SEXUAL IN NATURE. STOP READING NOW IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
So… how do I even start…
So, after the past few years I have experienced something that I never realized was, a bit… bizarre for most people.
I have always considered myself to be highly aware of artistic things in life and I have had a wonderful blessing given to me that makes me experience life very differently than most people. *yes I will stop beating around the bush*
I have Synesthesia.
Synesthesia (sin’es-the’zhe) n. Also synaesthesia. A phenomenon in which one type of stimulation evokes the sensation of another, as the hearing of a sound resulting in the sensation of the visualization of a color. [New Latin: SYN- + (AN)ESTHESIA] — syn’es’thet’ic (-thet’ik) adj.
I experience orgasms in color.
Don’t get me wrong, I feel them too, but most are accompanied by an outstanding display of color. The other day, at the end, I simply said, “yellow”. Which, once I told Shaun, he no longer thinks I’m crazy for placing colors on intimate experiences. I became curious though… am I normal? Does this happen to more people? Apparently its documented and everything. I think its AWESOME! As it happens, colors shift depending on what kind of orgasm it is – to end on a fireworks display of final color. Its not like I am seeing it with my eyes, however, I am experiencing it.
Do any of you guys experience words, music, or anything else? I did find an awesome list of different documented cases here.
So now I am thinking about trying to place my experiences into an artform. I WILL do it. I just really need to think of HOW.
As I have said previously, looking for cars is the most stressful thing I have ever done in my adult life. After the past few days, I have had that feeling reinforced tenfold. I don’t think I want to deal with getting a new car at all. I’ll have Shaun do it or I will suffer an anxiety attack.
Shaun was happily looking through the craigslist ads for cars when he saw this AMAZING deal. I have always been a huge fan of German cars and some guy (who was getting divorced, and shipping out to Iraq) was trying to sell wifey’s car. 2005 Audi A4 with 34k miles…. a whopping $5600. I swear I felt like we won the lottery. Over the next few hours, some emails were exhanged and we started to await the invoice from Ebay Motors as the third party in this transaction.
Hours passed. No invoice.
So, we decided to check this “too good to be true” deal out. I sent the guy an inquiry about the car from my email. To our surprise, I received a preformatted response – the same EXACT emails Shaun received saying he needed the info to set up the invoice and the car was already packed up and ready to ship out.
Apparently this scam is pretty rampant. My coworker linked me to this site.
I’m less pissed off about a person trying to scam us than life not throwing us a break. This entire time I thought I had racked up enough good karma points to have something like this occur.
Its all good. My dad is doing me a favor and checking out another car in San Antonio for us. 2002 WRX. Thats what Shaun wanted anyways. I was just hoping to get one of my luxury cars of my dreams.